Lawyers and inaccurate documentation.

You know what puts me in a bad mood? Sometimes because of my position I know when my clients are planning to fire people, they very frequently do it on a Friday afternoon and I'm supposed to vibe with that person on Thursday morning and not say anything

Summer heat 😆

Being awake and old.

Constantly asked to do favours. Everyday.

Unfairness, tiredness, inefficiency and hunger. Other than that I'm pretty chill.

My dad making dad noises for no reason. He'll just be sitting there and grunting when he is not exerting himself in any way.

Is it a boomer dad thing? He also walks loud as fuck, basically yells into the phone, clears his nose/throat loud enough for the whole establishment to hear. Just why?

Everything I'm so done with life I need a break

My little imaginary pet chicken. Maybe the fact that I have such is proof I am already all the time cranky. Did I ever mention it got friends? Yes there is reason to question my state of mind. I mean, c'mon, would you tell all this to an American Latin Lady far away who burst into laughter and tells her friends how lunatic the internet is?

Nothing. I'm not like you guys.

Lack of food, lack of sleep.

Almost everything ?