LaDamaX · 10 answers · 2mo

What makes you cranky?

Unfairness, tiredness, inefficiency and hunger. Other than that I'm pretty chill.

My dad making dad noises for no reason. He'll just be sitting there and grunting when he is not exerting himself in any way.

Is it a boomer dad thing? He also walks loud as fuck, basically yells into the phone, clears his nose/throat loud enough for the whole establishment to hear. Just why?

My little imaginary pet chicken. Maybe the fact that I have such is proof I am already all the time cranky. Did I ever mention it got friends? Yes there is reason to question my state of mind. I mean, c'mon, would you tell all this to an American Latin Lady far away who burst into laughter and tells her friends how lunatic the internet is?

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