Ah... now, I see why the ball gag was invented

Wtf? 😒...

Understandable, I'm very forgettable

Oh boy... I don’t even want to think of how I’d react

Oh... interesting... It would definitely kill the moment. 🛑... because then I want to know why they used the name and who the person is.

While I'm in a loving relationship with Mrs Trumperson. I think my brother chris wouldn't take it personally. Probably just another customer 😊

I'd accept it and it would be my new name like if someone gets your name wrong when you first meet and you just roll with it.

I'd literally say bruh?

I cannot say in public. But it would involve me being handcuffed - and not in the good way.

I'd ask her why and if I like her answer, I am going to buy her a drink. If not, I am going to get me a shrink.

I wish my name was Britney so that I could say: "It's Britney, bitch!" Then we would start dancing naked while shouting "Gimme, gimme more!"

That awkward moment when we both yelled out "Joe Biden!"

"If you wanted a polyamorous relationship you should've just told me." Or, maybe it doesn't matter if she tells me or not. Or maybe it already was polyamorous.

I'm flattered. To be with me must be as nice as with another loved one.