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Daniel · 13 answers · 4y

How should i name my new vacuum cleaning robot?

Googles 'Celebrities with cocaine habit', clicks on a list, and reads the first name... You should name it Robot Downey, Jr.

Write a bunch of random names on torn pieces of paper. Scatter them all over your house and set the robot loose. Once it's done cleaning, unpack it and read the first paper that comes out of the waste bin inside it.

I always make up some initials that spell out a name, for example my robot is named A. D. A. M. (a dumb ass miscreant) but your mileage may vary

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