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Teo · 17 answers · 4y

What kind of hat do you look best in, in your onion?

I let my cone head guide me so I can't cover it up bc it has to be in alignment with ze stars

As someone with curly hair, a loosely knit beanie is the only thing that doesn't create a mess or dent. Berets could also work but they seem more difficult.

I only really wear baseball caps, or a bEANie when it's cold enough. Neither one looks too good, but a backwards hat is very comforting to me. I'd probably look pretty fkn dope in one of those hats that's the same circumference as an umbrella though, it'd draw the eye. Can't go wrong with that. Or I'd like to try something like this https://www.etsy.com/listing/206221340/made-to-order-fish-fascinator-handmade?ref=shop_home_active_53 bc idk why I WOULDN't be able to pull it off

First I would like to take a moment to blame young white men for ruining the fedora. Now since that's out, I like berets but I feel like I need to be about 50 or a jazz musician to pull it off, so the answer is a ball cap I guess 😕

I’ll wear a beret if I have to wear something. But it must be positioned very very carefully. And I still look like a twat.

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