I gave birth to two boys.

"Is that your bible?"

"It's a bible."

ummm welllll yuou know, a lil bit of this, a lil bit of that

The one where my brain dissolves and runs out of my eyes as Rico's Nacho cheese sauce when people try to describe gendered traits

Shapeshifter!

I scratch and sniff multiple areas on my body daily😝😁

The non cry baby gender

I don’t know what any of the gauges in my car mean.

I can hang a few items of clothing without using my hands or a wardrobe :)

Last day of my period today....probably.

Classy, cool, and cute

"whatever that baby doesn't even look like me" 😛