you're telling me I'm pissing liquid gold let's gooo!

Sure it's not like I'm doing anything with it - just as long as it's not being made into a bio-weapon or any shit like that

Who wants it and for what reason?

Why not

Pass me a jar.

Yeah, sure beats trying to drink it all to get rid of it, which is a thing I assume everyone does and has been doing this entire time.

Of course. I'd even change my diet if people liked different pee colors.

I'd feel weird about it, but I need the money. I wouldn't if my name was attached, but if it was just anonymous gamer girl pee I'd probably do it.

Of course! I'll bottle up my farts too if I could double it.

Put me in, coach

I'd be naturally suspicious as to why they'd pay for it, I've come to learn easy money is bad in the long run so I wouldn't

Sure. I don’t need it.

Yes, a ten thousand times yes!

I have to know exactly what they are doing with it and IF I am okay with it, I am going to sell that applejuice indeed.

No, such thing is immoral. I've seen worse, though