Maybe the glasses wear me

Yes, otherwise I would mock God with my perfection 🤓

Yup. I'm near-sighted.

I should

sometimes

Yes

Currently yes!

Why, you gonna call me four eyes and beat me up and shove me in a locker and give me a swirlie in the toilet?

I have reading glasses, though I can still read alright without them, just a little extra help.

Yes. Mostly to drive at night or when I go see a stage performance.

sometimes

...maybe... you'll never know!

I have a prescription, but I only wear them when I go out, just so I can see the cute girls.

No.

Yes