Maybe the glasses wear me
Yes, otherwise I would mock God with my perfection 🤓
Yup. I'm near-sighted.
Why, you gonna call me four eyes and beat me up and shove me in a locker and give me a swirlie in the toilet?
I have reading glasses, though I can still read alright without them, just a little extra help.
Yes. Mostly to drive at night or when I go see a stage performance.
...maybe... you'll never know!
I have a prescription, but I only wear them when I go out, just so I can see the cute girls.
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