Arman

Pandy · 8 answers · 3y

Moving into the 2nd half of 2021 - how would you say your 2021 is going?

As expected ... pretty shitty.

Merida · 7 answers · 3y

When did you realize that you weren't as good (person) as you thought?

"I'm sorry but I have to take the Fifth. I'm telling you detector, I didn't do anything."

Daniel · 13 answers · 3y

What's the best dish that you can cook?

I don't if you heard of it but my Olivier salad is not bad.

Merida · 8 answers · 3y

What indecent proposal would you make? To whom?

Every time I see a sinner I'm like: "Excuse me but can I lick your sins away?"

Wasserpistole · 12 answers · 3y

Are your parents divorced or still together? Mine are divorced, thank goodness.

No, they're still together to torture each other. My dad does most of the torturing though.

Daniel · 13 answers · 3y

What is the last item that you have bought?

I went to supermarket a couple of hours ago and bought a bunch of stuff. The last item I picked was a red orange juice.

Merida · 9 answers · 3y

What do your eyes say about you?

That I stare at my laptop's screen a lot. My eyes are often bloody red in the morning.

Saater · 4 answers · 3y

Are you okay with me massaging your butt in a professional way ?

I'm sorry but I don't have massageable butt cheeks. I had them removed and replaced with hand-made dome-shaped pieces of stainless steel.

Pandy · 10 answers · 3y

You can go back 100,000 years to a cave that will be discovered by archeologists, what do you write/draw on the wall to mess with them...?

"How come you can wear a thong but when I do it it's weird?"

Alice 💋 · 9 answers · 3y

I'm in Miami and literally everyone speaks Spanish here, including our pilot! Do you speak any foreign languages and when were they useful to you?

Including English, I can communicate in three languages. I also can understand Turkish. As someone living in an Islamic theocracy I should know Arabic too but I'm not good at it. I like to learn it though. I'd love to understand Arabic songs ...

Arman · 3y

Daniel · 15 answers · 3y

What will you do this weekend?

WAP ... Not that kind of WAP you pervs! I meant Worship And Prayer.

Arman · 3y

Alice 💋 · 11 answers · 3y

Which notification on your phone do you get the most excited for? https://i.imgur.com/crFTDtZ.jpg

When someone deposits money to my account and my bank notifies me about it.

Arman · 3y

Alice 💋 · 15 answers · 3y

How do you feel when someone perfectly capable of speaking English pronounces their name in a different language? "Hello I'm KNEE-KOLOH"

That's perfectly fine to me. They can pronounce their name however they want.

"Hello, I'm ARE-MON [/ɑːrmɑːn/] not AR-man [I'm not some man from Arkansas!]"

Arman · 3y

Luis · 10 answers · 3y

If a stranger wanted to lick your socks for $20 would you let them?

$20 for each lick.

Arman · 3y

Luis · 8 answers · 3y

Have you ever been in a food fight? Did you partake/run and hide/keep eating? Tell me about it.

Nah, that's a First World thing. In the Third World we usually fight over food not with food.