I can write essays better than most. And maybe writing mathematical proofs? Maybe I’d prove the quadratic equation from first principles. Risky, but if it’s only one hundred random people I might be a winner.

Dissect.

Making salsa in a molcajete (mortar).

Squealing.

Algebra ?

I don't want to win a billion dollars, so let me just sit and watch y'all have fun.

Being a short man. Yeah I have a biological advantage. Idc

Bar trivia, stand aside, peasants

Fantasy Premier League. I'm currently ranked inside the top 1000 this season, and there are millions of active players.

Probably what I do for a living. Chances are not a lot of people know the nuances of safety legislation. That or show off my double jointed middle fingers and thumbs (both hands)... that seems a bit rare too.

Kill myself

Leave the assembly and do something joyful. The spirit of competition about money is the first evil invented by mankind.

Tough. But my best chance would be a professor layton game championship.